What is this???

This will probably become a new segment, but I have a few "What is this??" moments for you.

NOT to be confused with Rove's "What the...?"

He is a chimer and a midget.

My segment, I assure you, is much better and 100% Gracie...

Here goes:

What is this??


1. The Chinese lifestyle magazine New Travel Weekly that shot models in the wreckage of the Sichuan earthquake. OMG is this something to be glamourised??

What bad form.


2. The 101-carat colourless diamond the size of a squash ball that sold for $US46.2m in HK. Set in a TIARA?? What were they thinking...??

GROSS!!!


3. Lagerfeld does Miami Vice for Chanel. Weird....



4. My fave chickkies looking FRUMPY!! Pick yourselves up from the gutter women! Sort out those thighs and outfits pul-lease!


5. Bow-wow wants to be the next Will Smith. He's retired from rapping and going to star in Entourage, after which he wants to make it big in movies... NOOOOOO!!! Gimme back that "Boom! Shake the room" and "Bow wow wow Yippee Yow Yippee Yay" any day!

6. Obama speaks Spanish?? He must really need the votes... oh dear...