Writers Block

Wow I'm hopeless. So much for updating every week...

In my defence, I've been in China. I took a little sabbatical for myself for 10 days, sans husband and child. It was good for me. I wrote, reflected, drank a lot, fell down the stairs, fought with an ex-bf who just suddenly turned up at my hotel for a day, got kicked out of my hotel for misbehaviour, managed to also get involved in a street fight, and sat on the beach in the dead of a snowy winter.

And no, I don't want to explain.

I also fell in love again... with my country.

There are times when I look at my life and the things I've been through and I have to say that I am, more so than the average person, one that lives passionately and thrives on drama. I'm a butterfly, still yet to find my way, still yet to find a home. I live on on the cusp of extremities, never settling for the simple or the mundane. I am an enigma, even I do not understand myself.

Someone reminded me today of something that Deepak Chopra said: If money was of no concern and you had all the time in the world, what would you be doing with your life?

I guess I'm there now. What should I be doing? I went to China with the intention of writing, which I did. But at times it felt like I took 10 steps back each time I took 2 steps forwards. Writers block is a myth... its called fear and insecurity.

Motherhood is but one of my branches - being a mother, a daughter, a sister, a professional, a writer - are other branches of this naked tree. But I can't do any of these things well without being me. Sometimes I feel that marriage and family has made me lose myself, but the truth is that I cannot have any of these branches without roots and the root is my family.

I made my husband cry yesterday. I seem to do it a lot.

I guess I'm an onion. Sometimes you have to peel down the layers, and sometimes you weep.

Dusk from my window, Qingdao

Secret to a happy marriage

So I've been asked by so many people lately what the secret to a happy marriage is - although I dont think I'm an expert in this area, I do have a very strong opinion on the neccessary ingredients, and I have to say that love, on it's own, is not enough. I see all of my friends who are happily married and I have to say the thing they have in common is... respect. With respect come patience, understanding, loyalty - and it also means that the person will bite their tongue when they want to call you a f*%$*& idiot.

Here's Gracie's lowdown on what makes a marriage work:

1) Do not swear at each other when angry. Don't slam doors, walk out the house, blame the other person for things that happened before. The best way to respect someone is to stay grounded when all u want to do is strangle them and call them a retarded monkey. Don't get me wrong, we make these mistakes all the time - so when you fail, which will be often, see point 2.

2) When point 1 cannot be avoided, let it go and consciously make an effort to make up that very day, if not immediately. Never go to bed without solving all issues. It breeds agitation & resentment and tears the two of you further apart. Trust me, pride is not something you should be looking for in a husband, uh-uh sista! A man that is not willing to say sorry (especially if he's NOT wrong) is not husband material. Marry the guy that can recognize how to salvage a situation, and not how to make sure he wins or gets his point across. And don't even think of marrying someone in the hopes that you can change him... see next point.

3) People don't change. They may in little ways, or try to in bigger ways - but the fact is a goat is a goat is a goat. So choose wisely and once you have, don't regret your decision. Never compare against others and love your husband for all his strengths, but even more so for his weaknesses. Those things that are not so great about him should be the reason why he has you - to balance him out DUH. Cos you're obviously perfect and have no faults. Holla. Once you think of it that way, you will feel more empowered instead of resentful.

4) Finally, marry someone that thinks you're the bees knees. I find it ridiculous that people put strict rules on the guy having to be a rich cunt, over 180cm, and owns heaps of shit. Uh... I've been there and ppl like that are usually mentally deranged, have a psycho step-mum, and/or have Hep B. Yes - those are facts.

The real secret to a happy marriage is finding someone that always puts you first. Case in point: I'd rather have a guy that has $1 and gives me $1 than a guy who has millions and gives me $100k.

I hope that somewhat answers the question. I might not be right, but at least this is what is right for me. And with this, I want to be THANKFUL for my ruthlessly temperamental, infinately flawed, goose of a husband. He's gonna be a great dad :D

I found an old pic of that night 3 years ago when we "officially" started dating hehe...

Nov 2007 @ Trademark Hotel in Sydney's Kings Cross:

xxoo

What's in a name?

So I finally signed up for my friend Mel's boyfriend Danny's business Fashionstake, which is a cool crowdfunding concept that allows you to view and make a "stake" on up and coming designers. You get to view their trunk shows and if enough capital is raised then you are offered a huge discount on the collection. If not, you dont get charged. ANYWAY... during my research I discovered that Danny actually has his own Wikipedia page (albeit a little out of date) and that got me thinking about how the results you find on Google when you search someone can sometimes be a measure of their worth (Linked In and Facebook profiles excluded).

For example... if you search my husband's name and then "Sydney" you'll get an article written about him when he was still a little'un trader hehe... if you search my name and "Sydney" you'll get one result BUT if you search my name and then "Seoul" you'll quite a few articles and fashion pieces. Wonder if that means that I'm of more value in Korea than I am back home, or if it simply means that there is noone else with the same name that lives here... (Of course, if you search "Grace Sun" on its own you'll get the fashion designer - ooooh how to differentiate myself from her!!)

What's in a name? Well, a lot really. We have spent months searching for the perfect name for Nugs and I am quite happy to announce that we have (almost) found it. We're quite sure of what it will be now, but just working on the spelling, as there are so many ways to spell it. So anyway, in order to avoid some other kid with the same name taking his glory later, I did a Google search to find how many people with combinations of that name exist right now. The good news is that it's not very popular, so only 1 or 2 results show up for each spelling. There is one spelling combination that gives no other results *woop* but it's also probably the worst way to spell it and looks weird.

Anyway, I figure that if he's a super achiever then it wont matter cos he'll always come up as the top result -  like Bruce Lee & Karl Lagerfeld.

Speaking of Nugs being the best, I decided to check out the Equestrian Club not far from my place (Nugs must be skilled in all areas of life, you see). My friend Terry is a horserider and she goes every week. They have ponies for kids and its so cute. I just know I'm gonna be a total soccer-slash-stage mum already, but really hope it doesn't become an all-consuming obsession like it did with my mum and our (mostly Emily's) music!

Terry's super friendly friend doing his jumps for the first time. It was really fun watching all the pros :)

We had a beautiful lunch at Buona Sera afterwards - its the restaurant featured in the Korean drama series "Pasta" and the service was so impeccable I forgot I was in Korea. They hang your coats, place your bag on a fancy bag hanger/hook from the table, time courses with just the right amount of interval (this is a challenge in Korea, believe me)... and give you free reign of the dessert selection.

We couldn't decide so we had one of everything. I will have to bring my mum back here, she's totally addicted to quality Italian & tiramasu and this was the best I've had in a long time. Less than 2weeks til she arrives now!

xxoo

Ale-ale-jandro, Ale-ale-jaaaaaandroooooo

Ok I'll admit it. I'm a shameless Gaga lover. And I can never get her songs out of my head!!

Right now the Alejandro ringtone on my phone is totally doing my head in, but I refuse to replace it with anything else. MUST stay true to Gaga-ness.

Fashion-wise, some big hitters are there - Alexander McQueen, Phillip Treacy, Nasir Mazhar, Dolce & Gabbana, Christian Louboutin... and the boys wear Haus of Gaga and Emporio Armani. Click here to read the rest.

In other WTF news, this Japanese porn star is offering free sex to Chinese students as an apology for what her country did to the Chinese. Read the article here and YOMYOMF's response here. LOL.

I'm just loving the painted Chow-chows!!! FABULOUSNESS!!!

xxoo

I'm on a horse...

WOW.

What a backlash that comment from "Anonymous" in my last post has stirred!! I can't believe how many comments I got in response from all my wonderful friends :D

Btw, the person who identified him/herself as "James" (who knows if that's even their real name) then wrote another comment last night, but it was really mean and attacked my husband and also our lifestyle so I deleted it cos I can just imagine how much worse this is going to get. I really felt bad for them though, cos anyone that knows us or has met Steve can see with their big toe that he shows his love for me each and every single day - from cleaning Noodle's poopy to cutting the oranges into little squares and making sure alllll the skin is off (hehe) to putting up with my atrociousness to being the best husband in the world - AND NOT by just buying me "a bag".

Anyway, my sister left a super good comment this morning, and it really put my thoughts into perspective. I think everyone should read it. After I saw it, I realised that we have done a lot for others and that there really is nothing for me to apologise for, as Xtine said. And yes, its true that I am giving all the salary I have earned so far to my sister cos she needs that violin bow to be a famous musician! The bow which, btw, costs almost as much as my bag - I wonder what "James" has to say about that??

Random pics of sis on a music tour in Germany last week that I stole off someone's facebook:

Oooooh and she's going with my mum to the Guillaume High Tea @ the Opera today! I got it for Mother's Day cos it looks super cool - you get an opera singer performing for you the whole time while you enjoy goodies prepared by Guillaume Brahimi. Wish I was back in Sydney!!

MEANWHILE did I mention that Yuna Kim moved into my building?? I was so ecstatic when I found out, but now we're looking for a new place anyway, so I guess I will never see her. I dont even think she's ever there anyway, but I still love her. So much so that I am drinking a "Be White Yuna Smoothie" from Smoothie King right now at my desk:

It has Strawberry, Banana, Orange, Electrolytes and extra fibre in it for my POO.

In other news, I am SO DROOLING over Chanel's Cruise Collection for 2011. Here's a peak:

See the rest on the Dress Me Pretty blog and don't forget to keep reading, cos eventually I am going to have to keep only 1 blog and it's most likely going to be not this one... good news for "James" again!!

And here's something to lighten everyone's mood:



Much luv for everyone, thanks all for sticking up for me and for the facebook messages and comments too!

MUAHS xxoo

Little fat Taiwanese boy and others...

So I'm sure you've all see little chub chub with the bowl haircut belt out an amazing rendition of Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" on Taiwan's 星光大道 (the equivalent of Idol). Since then, he's been on Lopez Tonight singing a really weird version of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" with William Shatner, who btw - totally fucks up the song. I felt so sorry for little fat boy, cos it must have been SO HARD to sing in tune with a crazy person TALKING when they should be SINGING next to you...

WTF.



How cute is he at the end when he's bopping to the music :P

He also appeared on Ellen:



Oooooh he's so cute, I just wanna eat him! MUNCH MUNCH!!!

Paedophilia aside, the news in town is that Toni Braxton is BACK! I used to love her back in the day... ooooh, that I shall never breathe again...



Can someone please tell me how these old ppl manage to look hotter/fitter/younger than they did 10 years ago?? If botox & lipo is the key, then I aint against either. Bring it on!!!

And yes, ack that I've posted this next one up already on my fb, but I just love how Rain can dance like this to a slow song. I have yet to see an African-American do it better (NB. this used to say "nigger" instead of African-American, but a hater has noted that I am being politically incorrect in their comment following this post, so I have removed the offending word and I do apologise if i have offended anyone - which I dont think I have, as I obviously was complimenting them on their dancing skills. I have not, however, removed the offending post, because as we all know - haters should be showcased for all the world to see!).

This version even has English subtitles yay.



Ok I'm gonna leave you with the best.

The new trailer for Eclipse is out. WOOOOOOOOT!!!! And it will be out just in time for my bday!



So exxy, so exxy!!!

xxoo

Someone looks like Steve...??

So I get an email this morning from my Taiwan friends, who are really excited that they found a Taiwanese actor that looks like Steve! HAHAHAHA

Although I dont think he's as skinny as this guy (and his ears dont stick out as much), he does look kinda similar. Anyway just had to blog it, couldn't help myself.

Check out the vid below:



Verdict?

Real or fake?

According to Bloomberg, you better look rich or ppl will think your bag is fake. LOL. I like it. So if I look poor, there's no point in investing in a real bag cos everyone will think it's fake anyway, right? Have a read of this article.

Oh and who wants to see the Sex & The City 2 trailer?



WTF are they doing in Africa?? It's gonna get so ridiculous, I just know it. But my luv still runs deep for SATC. Deeeeeeeeep.

xxoo

F***k you very very much~~~...

Did I mention how much I love that Lily Allen song? It's the default ringtone for my phone - stupid youtube wont let me embed it, so you have to click here to watch the vid.

I also have Beyonce's "Ego" as Froggie's ringtone... its really funny, cos every time he rings it goes "It's too big, its too wide, its too stong, it wont fit... He's got a big ego,such a huge ego~~ ..."

PUAHAHAHAHA...

Youtube wont let me embed that one either, but I found a version with Kanye West. How fitting.



I love Beyonce, she is so hot.

WE LOVE DONUTS!!!

Yup, she's a slut:

 

Orange ring woot!

 

IT'S XMAS EVE!!!! EAT LOTS PEOPLES! Fill up those tum-tums :D

xxoo

Update...

1) I'm sick cos I was fighting with my mum last night and now I've lost my voice

2) Karen bought me the biggest dinner in the world @ Hurricanes and I ate it really late and now I'm super scared my corset will be too small at the next fitting

3) My sister told me the funniest story about how she got arrested and had to sit in a cell. Remind her to tell it again to everyone @ the hens night!

4) My cousin is SO NICE now. She came up with the best ideas for what to do about Jocelyn's jury duty dilemma (she's a legal secretary). Dont wanna write what it is in case I get busted, but I think it might work!!!

5) Someone @ Edelman emailed me with a job offer but I have to start straight away, so I've lost yet another chance. DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!! *knocks head against wall* RAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!

6) Mei's boyfriend just came over and I didnt know and I walked out in my underwear when I saw him for the first time. EMBARRA!!! Plus he looks like Marco... dies.

xxoo

Uber Busy!!!

OMG so busy at the moment. I am leaving for Shanghai in a few days, and there are so many things to do, I'm frantic like a headless chicken right now. I only just got the Menus, Order of Service and Placecards delivered today...which means I need to paste lace and ribbons and handwrite like 400 of these things by myself :( HATE!!! I am also taking photography lessons, doing photoshoots, buying gifts and stuff for Ange's Bridal Shower, getting stock for Dress Me Pretty, getting weekly massages, facials and mani & pedis (very important pre-wedding), doing bikram yoga, going to jimjilbang (good for skin), editing all this stuff for work which is the most time-consuming activity of all.... and trying this ridiculous new diet place my friend told me about. Have not had dinner with Froggie for 2 weeks now, ridic!

Btw this new diet place is so bloody painful and its actually quite stupid, I dont recommend!!! First you get rubbed and massaged with this hot thing all over, then you lie for 30mins in this super hot sauna-like machine that looks like a tanning bed, then you get the shit sucked out of you with these vacuum thingies and I swear to God its the most painful thing in the world. I have bruises all over my body right now and this picture does not even do my poor thighs justice:

Then after that you get all this gel put all over your body, and they wrap you up really tight in glad wrap and then you go back in the sauna bed for 30mins. ERGH... It doesnt even really work for me because I'm not super fat, its supposed to turn your fat cells into smaller cells or something like that, and I can see how it works, but in my case I think I would be better off just exercising... which I refuse to do. So I waste all my money trying these bizarre Korean fad diet clinics instead which makes me a big fat loser and I know it.

I finished my photoshoots today! I'm so excited - they look so good! But I need time to sit down and sort through everything which I dont have right now... but I'm gonna try and stay up so I can get them up on facebook!

Have decided that I will not visit any pretentious clubs or bars or hang out at the Bund with snobs in Shanghai this time. Instead, I will be at the French Consession practising my photography, having nice girly brunches and High Tea, and going to fancy spas and saunas all day with the rest of my time. Ah....

My lugagge is already full with gifts and wedding stationery, but mostly gifts. There is no space for more than a couple of tops and jeans :( Not even the GHD!!! OMG DIES... I will have to either wear all old stuff that I have in Sydney, or buy all new stuff. Frogs and I haven't practised our bridal waltz for 3 weeks and I've already forgotten all the steps. My brain is going at full speed every night when I'm in bed cos this wedding is turning into a catastrophe! We have already switched singers and bands 2 times, and now we are having both a band and a DJ cos it was just too hard to do it otherwise... the original budget has been discarded and now we are on the likes of something in excess of 85K and thats not including all this personal stuff I've been doing in preparation and other events like Rehearsal Dinner and Out of Towners. I hate this wedding, I just want it to be over!!! DOWN WITH THE WEDDING!!!!!!!

When I get back in December, I am going to put all my energy into getting a job cos that is the only thing that's gonna matter after all this is over.

One week in Shanghai, and then I'll be back home - hooray! See you all soon :D

xxoo

Profiles Pics

Working with photographers means that I get snapped sometimes (just for fun). Good bonus :)








































































































xxoo

Kanye is mean!!

I cant believe he did this to Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards.

Beyonce was clearly horrified and later made it up to Swift when she won Video of the Year:



BEYONCE 4EVA!!

I love Kanye's music but I think he's a pretentious LV-obsessed immature brat and im glad he got booed off for the rest of the night. I hope LV cancels whatever deal they have with him, otherwise I'm not gonna buy their stuff anymore (after Xmas...)


UGH. Grow a penis.

xo

YEA! We rule!!

Who needs Zac Effron now...??

xxoo

You can never be too blond, too tanned, too skinny or too rich

Proof:


Now I've just gotta work on being skinny and rich.

XXOO

*edit* oh wait wait - hold up. These chicks are not blond but they are dumber than me! Watch and crack up:



Singaporeans... pfft.

(except Sammi)

*edit 2* OMG this is so friggin funny, i have to put more up. Enjoy bitches!



And how about this one:



Obviously, my husband has seen this - cos he can solve a rubix cube, he always uses long words he doesnt understand, delivers quotes verbatim, has an endless supply of mind quizzes, and tried to explain that goat thing to me once (i didnt get it).

We all cant take it anymore.

3 of my friends have resigned from their jobs THIS MONTH.

I wont name any names, but they are all super intelligent and brilliant at what they do. Law, Marketing, Investment Banking. Superwomen and bloody geniuses!

So why are they all leaving, without a glimmer of a new job in sight, in the worst economic landscape to date post-graduation?

I says this. The glass ceiling exists. We're being hunted.

And... as we get older, our maternal instincts perpetually boil until we come to the (subconscious) conclusion that we no longer need to be money-hungry festering powersuit-wearing antelopes, and we would instead like to do something we love. And maybe get married and have a couple of kids.

I concur.

Girls, do something you love. Find someone you love. And dont settle for any less.

... and OMG as I was writing this post, another (very good) friend in high-level HR just emailed me saying she wants to quit.

I'm in shock.

I complain all day about how I have a crapola life (and btw I am not renewing my contract either), but it seems everyone else is going through the same, if not worse, predicament as I.

Bless your souls, my dears. Bless.

And read this book!


Actually, I shouldn't be recommending something I haven't even started reading myself yet, but it must be good cos it was on the bestsellers list for like, a decade.

In other news, a friend of mine (who is living in Sydney now, while his wife of 1 year is in Shanghai) asked for a divorce VIA EMAIL.

She had her vias approved to move to Australia already, was supposed to fly out on the 24th. She quit her job and everything and now 10 days before she leaves, he tells her he feels pressure. On that same night he is out having dinner with some chick that he's only known for 2 weeks.

Next day, she messages him and asks if he's feeling better and he messages back: "check your email".

In the email, he says he doesnt want to see her, he feels pressure, and he wants a divorce. He wants her to post the divorce papers to him via mail for him to sign!!!

Then he says "爱情没有对或错" (translation: there is no right or wrong in love)

Am almost certain that the chick taught him to say that.

Anyway, poor girl boarded a flight bound for Sydney last night to see if she can salvage her marriage.

I say GOOD RIDDANCE.

If my Froggie ever did that to me (which he never would), I aint gonna be boarding some flight. I'll be running in the opposite direction to Paris and studying Luxurology whilst sipping lattes by the Seine, meanwhile digging up all my old gangsta contacts in Sydney to teach him a good lesson.

Then I get him to come back and grab the papers himself and fix the whole damn mess on his own. Of course, the locks will be changed by then and he'll have to figure out how to get in through the window.

And when he's had a great big dose of his mistress and over it (believe me, this will inevitably happen), I'll be Director of LVMH and too busy firing people at Headquarters to give a shit about some loser-ass ex-husband with only one eye (the gangstas would have knocked out the other one).

*wipes hands*

So ladies, we ALL cant take it anymore. But be glad that it's only work-related and not marriage-related. Poor girl, wish I was in Sydney so I could help her out in a stand-off. Me SUPER BITCH. Don't ever forget to call me at times like this, friends.

*snaps*

xxoo

Stitch'n'Bitch - My New Obsession...?

In a bid to find something new to obsess over, I decided to answer my friend's plea to join her at the weekly Stitch'n'Bitch meeting in Itaewon. These meetings actually go 4 times a week - all in different locations! I couldn't believe there were that many army wives with nothing to do... but sadly, there are.

When I got there I was immediately greeted by a bunch of very large Americans (or maybe thats how big they are normally) who, to my surprise, DID NOT BITCH at all. Instead, all they talked about was stitching.

I know. OMFG.

I was hoping for some army wife gossip, maybe even a prostitute story or two...? But, alas, NOTHING. Just... stitching.

BLAHHHHHHHH.

I snuck a picture just to prove the bit about the fat Americans:

Gosh im mean.

The other Australian there, my friend Ang, was a total pro. Look at how she stitches! Faints...

She taught me how to do normal knitting (and a vague nostalgia swept over me ~~ didnt mum teach me this when I was little? Or was it Year 10 arts & crafts...?)

I decided that the only right thing to knit at such a meeting would be a scarf for my husband.

TADA!!! My progress so far:

Dont look too closely, there are like a million wrong stitches in there.

No worry, he will still (have to) wear it :)

xxoo

Post- NNN Depression

Here are the reasons why my hubby wont let me get a nose job, hence the NNN (No New Nose) Depression:

1) Because I am not getting a silicon rod inserted and im using my own fat & cartilage, after 20 years my nose will eventually droop and it will look worse.
2) If I want to prevent that from happening, I have to get "maintenance" every 10 years (which means more surgery) so I can keep it looking the same.
3) My mum will kill me.
4) He will not like me any more, in fact he will not like how I look at all :(
5) Everyone will know (and more importantly I will know) that I'm a fake double :(
6) I wont be able to rub my nose hard (I do that a lot) and we wont be able to do Eskimo kiss (WITF?) cos I need to be careful with it.
7) I could do something so much more meaningful with the money.
8) There are always complications during surgery, and the result could be bad (not likely)
9) The marginal benefit I will get (I'll look only slightly better) versus all the humungous risks I am taking (all the downsides mentioned above) is so not worth it.

Oh, and this one is the best...

10) I dont have any problems in my life, so I like to manufacture problems for myself!!! Hmph.

I'm still sooooo depressed, I wanna die! I researched this for a whole month, read 455 pages of a thread on a forum, tracked down the 5 best doctors in Korea and interrogated every single one of them until I found the best one for me (my Korean friend said she is so impressed by how well I did, being a foreigner. I'm smarter & more thorough than a local YAY!)

OMG... I even planned my whole life around recovery time and planned what I was going to EAT (so I could get it all from the supermarket and not have to go out for 2 weeks).

The good news is that if anyone wants to get their nose done in Korea, please ask me! I am now the Queen of nose info in Seoul - I know everything, believe me. 455 pages of a forum takes a long time to read and analyze...

So now I have to find something else to obsess over. NOOOOO!!!! Not the wedding, please. Maybe Noodle or my weight...

And yes, I've already found something meaningful to do with the 4k. I'm giving most of it to my mum, and the rest on a trip to the Beer Festival in Qingdao to coincide with my original recovery time, so that I wont be at home moping & depressed.

God bless me.

xxoo

SUPER DEPRESSED :'(

OMG HAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!

Froggie wont let me get a nose job! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I took him all the way to the doctors today for a consultation. After having done my research for a whole month and obsessing over this, I decided I will do it and let him meet the doctor. He's been against this the WHOLE TIME and today he put his foot down. Even though the surgeon was brilliant, fantastic, patient, kind, wonderful... He still said NO!!!

SUICIDE!!!!

I'm so so so sad.... Now I will NEVER look like this:

And now I will have to find something else to obsess over. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! And I have to find something else to do with my 4k.... BOOOO!!!!

Check out all the people waiting for nose surgery - omg its like this everywhere in Korea:

Pic-whoring while waiting for my consultation:


Yea, I got flowers cos IM NOT ALLOWED TO DO THE SURGERY. Pfffft.


And I dedicate them to Sammi cos I LOVE HER and she's really sad right now :(


Hey, I even did a double eyelid similation for him HAHAHA:

I will have to slowly get over this depression from NO NEW NOSE aka. NNN Depression...

In the words of my husband the trader, "Sometimes the best trade you make is the one where you make no trade".

HUH, I said.

Yes, its true, he said. Because you would have done enough research to know when it is the best time to do nothing.

Errrrrgh.....

HATE.

War of the Plastics aka. Singaporean Bloggers

OK so if you dont know who they are, Dawn Yang and Xiaxue are like these infamous bloggers in Singapore - the first is a plastic QUEEN, the second also has plastic but shes not known for it - shes just damn funny. And they hate each other, like I hate softcunts.

I put both their blogs on the right hand tab, so you can check them out. OMG and btw I found these pics of Dawn pre-surgery and she looks sooooooo different! Click here to see. This girl had lipo, rhino, eyelids and eye augmentation, forehead implant, chin implant, jaw reduction and god knows what else. I think she looks hot but.

Xiaxue is much funnier and has a personality, though. As shes brash and rude and I love it. She even let them film her while she was getting her nose done. LOL! Watch this episode of Girls Out Loud:



OMG he totally ruined her nose! This guy Dr Huang is uber famous in Singapore but I reckon he did a majorly stuffed up job UGH!!! PLUS xiaxue herself has admitted to photoshopping every single one of her pictures on her blog, but Dawn doesnt - cos she doesn't need to!!! AHAHAHA

OMG my hubby wont let me get a nose job! HATE! But here's the thing - maybe I dont want a big mofo-ing silicon rod inserted on my bridge anyway. SUPER SCARY!! What if it falls off? What if I look worse after? What if I'm not Gracie anymore... :(

So I've decided that if I'm gonna do anything it will be this other procedure that is just getting rid of my nasal hump - its just shaving down this hump I have on my bridge and nothing else. It's a closed surgery, which means I dont need to get my nose cut open like they do for a rhino (they cut between your nostrils and FLIP YOUR NOSE UP OMGGGGGGGGGG dies). So for removal of nasal hump, they do it all inside my nostrils and its over in like 20mins! And thats it!!! YAY!!!!

Froggie is like - omg I dont even see the hump... BUT I DO! So im gonna convince him and then im gonna do it and be perfect! YA!

Anyway, back to Dawn and Xiaxue. If it was up to me, I would let Xiaxue win the war - if not for anything else than for this impersonation alone:




PUAHAHAHAHA