人是不是都在失去了什么的时候。。。才会真正的知道它那里措了
放弃真正是放弃吗， 缘分真的是注定的吗。。。？
我们都太自私了， 太贪心了
也许这就是我们的报应
是真的。 想要一样东西 就要把另一样放弃
决定到底是我做的。。。还是你做的。。。？
Sunday, 30 March 2008
I did a poo!
Sorry, but this is so worth announcing.
It must have been the 21 abalone we ate last night - GOOOOD WORK guys. I'm like totally ano today.
我昨天的功劳：
厉害吧。。。
Ooohhhh update on my finger:
Lovely. Raw skin and 1/4 of a nail left.
HOOOOOT
It must have been the 21 abalone we ate last night - GOOOOD WORK guys. I'm like totally ano today.
我昨天的功劳：
厉害吧。。。
Ooohhhh update on my finger:
Lovely. Raw skin and 1/4 of a nail left.
HOOOOOT
Friday, 28 March 2008
Kimora - Life in the FAT lane
omg can you believe they airbrushed her to look like THIS:
I mean, if you have ever seen an episode of Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane, you would KNOW that the bitch has a FUGLY neck and she's bloody humungous...
She is an ultimate piece of lard and looks nothing like the pic above.
Behold - Kimora Lee Simmons in real life:
redic.
What is going on with that neck...?
*Sighs*
Dont know if this is good news or not, but my fatness has magically disappeared by way of bronchitis and ... UGH i dont even want to begin...
Let's just say I'm sick and tired so guys dont even bother calling me unless it's to check if the Godiva chocolates and Armani flowers have arrived.
Thx.
I mean, if you have ever seen an episode of Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane, you would KNOW that the bitch has a FUGLY neck and she's bloody humungous...
She is an ultimate piece of lard and looks nothing like the pic above.
Behold - Kimora Lee Simmons in real life:
redic.
What is going on with that neck...?
*Sighs*
Dont know if this is good news or not, but my fatness has magically disappeared by way of bronchitis and ... UGH i dont even want to begin...
Let's just say I'm sick and tired so guys dont even bother calling me unless it's to check if the Godiva chocolates and Armani flowers have arrived.
Thx.
Wednesday, 26 March 2008
Wow - im coughing an animal out of my throat
It's lovely...
Who knew that a chest infection could be this fun? And writing an emergency media release whilst falling asleep every 5 mins is even better! Not to mention my mother, who is trying to feed me every other 5 mins with her remedial crap and noodle soup... hey I thought I was fat...
My mother = a woman of contradictions.
Muahahahaha
I did some quizzes on facebook today and they were funny! Here are my picks of the best ones:
Do people secretly hate you?
My result is: People secretly dislike you
You really don't care about others that much. You can be snobbish and give off that mean girl air. Later in life that will bite you in the butt.
Which celebrity couple are you?
My result is: David Beckham and Victoria Beckham 
Hey WTF? I totally clicked on "saving the world from poverty" as one of the things we do in our free time. TOTALLY inaccurate I say. Redic.
Although I must say we're looking fine there - Froggie in his D&G army jacket and me in my Hermes Birkin. Envy us BITCHES.
You just wanna BE us.
OMG i just looooooove this next one, its brilliant!
What Is Your Future Life?
My result is: Here is your life:
You'll live in a shack.
You make $100.00 a year.
You don't own a car.
Your job will be either ice cream vendor or garbage person.
Your husband/wife: Fairly old, and very serious.
There will be too many kids that you can't handle.
Because of a disease, you will die when you're 50.
But you'll make it to heaven!
Hey thanks, that's good to know! After getting those shitty results from the previous test, I was REALLY conservative with my answers for this one. The real Gracie lives in a shack! How very art deco and nouvelle... trendsetter I AM
Shit I have to go... I stepped on my laptop and now we only have one between the 2 of us and unfortunately my sister is an MSN HOG *oink oink oink*
Ahahaha just then was so intense - mum found ciggies in Emily's bag but she said it was Richard's and then quickly changed his phone number in her phone b4 mum called him to check. So she got the wrong number and then she called Michael (Em's bf) and he totally covered for her - How very very sneaky the little shit! And the school found the blog she writes with her friends so they printed it all out and highlighted it and called each of them in for private meetings with the parents. LOL she is Soooooooo Busteeeeeed what a freak.
My iphone died... i killed him.
Poor little guy, Daniel's taking him to the dodgy asian Buddha man in Chinatown but who knows what will happen to him... apparently u can buy a code on ebay for $20 but who uses ebay now, that is SO last year...
Annoyed at the stupid Taiwan company that totally HATES me atm... ok so I was a fool and raised the bar a little high ... and I look really volatile and demanding ... and I made stupid requests ... but still ... REDIC.
My life is so totally over right now. I am so MISERABLE! Where are you froggie, why be so unavailable during trading hours...???
Who knew that a chest infection could be this fun? And writing an emergency media release whilst falling asleep every 5 mins is even better! Not to mention my mother, who is trying to feed me every other 5 mins with her remedial crap and noodle soup... hey I thought I was fat...
My mother = a woman of contradictions.
Muahahahaha
I did some quizzes on facebook today and they were funny! Here are my picks of the best ones:
Do people secretly hate you?
My result is: People secretly dislike you
You really don't care about others that much. You can be snobbish and give off that mean girl air. Later in life that will bite you in the butt.
NB: It said "dislike" not "hate". Nice one. I'm not hated Hooray! "You dont really care about others that much"?? OMG I soooooo care about animals - especially dogs and frogs. How inaccurate and offensive. Pffft.
Which celebrity couple are you?
My result is: David Beckham and Victoria Beckham
You are Posh and Becks.The couple in the spotlight.You are envied by other people for your class and elegance.You are known as the sexiest couple world wide.You usually think about what parties your going to hit and when your going to go shopping more than caring for the less privileged.
Hey WTF? I totally clicked on "saving the world from poverty" as one of the things we do in our free time. TOTALLY inaccurate I say. Redic.
Although I must say we're looking fine there - Froggie in his D&G army jacket and me in my Hermes Birkin. Envy us BITCHES.
You just wanna BE us.
OMG i just looooooove this next one, its brilliant!
What Is Your Future Life?
My result is: Here is your life:
You'll live in a shack.
You make $100.00 a year.
You don't own a car.
Your job will be either ice cream vendor or garbage person.
Your husband/wife: Fairly old, and very serious.
There will be too many kids that you can't handle.
Because of a disease, you will die when you're 50.
But you'll make it to heaven!
Hey thanks, that's good to know! After getting those shitty results from the previous test, I was REALLY conservative with my answers for this one. The real Gracie lives in a shack! How very art deco and nouvelle... trendsetter I AM
Shit I have to go... I stepped on my laptop and now we only have one between the 2 of us and unfortunately my sister is an MSN HOG *oink oink oink*
Ahahaha just then was so intense - mum found ciggies in Emily's bag but she said it was Richard's and then quickly changed his phone number in her phone b4 mum called him to check. So she got the wrong number and then she called Michael (Em's bf) and he totally covered for her - How very very sneaky the little shit! And the school found the blog she writes with her friends so they printed it all out and highlighted it and called each of them in for private meetings with the parents. LOL she is Soooooooo Busteeeeeed what a freak.
My iphone died... i killed him.
Poor little guy, Daniel's taking him to the dodgy asian Buddha man in Chinatown but who knows what will happen to him... apparently u can buy a code on ebay for $20 but who uses ebay now, that is SO last year...
Annoyed at the stupid Taiwan company that totally HATES me atm... ok so I was a fool and raised the bar a little high ... and I look really volatile and demanding ... and I made stupid requests ... but still ... REDIC.
My life is so totally over right now. I am so MISERABLE! Where are you froggie, why be so unavailable during trading hours...???
Tuesday, 25 March 2008
Purchases Pt 3
OMG i am so sick right now i feel like im dying. I have a chest infection and i think i've almost coughed an entire lung out my mouth. I haven't slept for 2 nights cos of this evil cough and I stumbled into the office at 8am this morning looking like I've been drinking a mixture of decaf and red cordial for the last 10 years. SEXY.
Oh but might I add - if you ever want to avoid the queues at immigration when its gridlocked and choc-a-bloc with people stepping all over each other --- dress professional and keep looking at your watch like you're gonna be really late for work.
That's what I did this morning and some immigration bonehead came up to me and asked me if I had anything to declare, to which I snapped "of course not" and continued to look at my watch impatiently and raise my left eyebrow discerningly (even though i had this wood ornament and packaged food). He then put a green stamp on my card and said "ok then, go out the last door over there" and pointed to this sacred path that only stewardesses and very good looking CEOs (im assuming) were allowed to walk on. YAY! I bypassed the entire security check and all the lines and got out in less than 30 seconds!
LESSON: When going through customs and immigration on a particularly busy day, don a power suit and glasses and hold lots of designer shopping bags from Hong Kong airport - and look extremely impatient, like they are wasting the 10k a minute charge for your professional time.
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1. Mont Blanc key wallet for froggie's dad 2. Shanghai Tang jewellery roll 3. Anna Sui Crystal bangle **hearts** 4. Gucci money clip for Daniel 5. Swarovski necklace for froggie's mum
And my fave at the moment:
Book written by Australian journalist working at the China Daily during the rise of the new social classes in Beijing's youth culture - its Sanlitun on steriods...
I only lasted 4 hours at work before everyone told me to GO HOME or GO TO THE DOCTOR. I think i was scaring people away with that tremendous roar of a cough - needless to say, the woman sitting in from of me on the plane complained to the stewardess and asked to be moved, while another guy came and handed me a face mask. A FACE MASK for fucks sake! How daggy do you mofos want me to look?? at least give me one with Hello Kitty on it or sth...
Anyway, doc said I have a chest infection, which i know is more commonly known as acute bronchitis. I was like oh HELL to the YEAH, thinking I could have the week off, until I realised .... wtf am I thinking. I work in an AGENCY. We dont get sick. We just get ON WITH IT.
Booooo.... Even as I sit here working from home, dabbling in the blissful momentary brain-lapse of maybe being able to do this again tomorrow ... I must sternly remind myself that Thou Worketh in a PR agency and therefore knowest not the meaning of pain, torture and grief ...
but only of spin, butt-licking journos, lunches, champayne, making up BULLSHIT stories and we-dont-care-if-ur-on-ur-death-bed-just-come-in-for-half-a-day syndrome
...
Whats worse is that the moment my mum sees me, the first thing she says is: "You look fat. Btw your sister and I haven't had lunch yet. Lets go eat."
**question marks**
And Coconut has been shaved! I love his new look, its so April 2008. He is SUCH an innovator and ahead of the times, my little one.
The only thing that remains is....
I think I've just left my heart and soul behind in a land far far away... of high towers, yellow cabs, identical looking department stores, xiaolong bao, MTV ... and an aching aching desire to be reconnected in the only way that ever felt right ... embedded in an excruciatingly complex situation ... that is so beyond you and I ...
NO i do not search for drama and heartbreak - it finds me and defines me.
It defies me.
This post should not be titled Purchases Pt 3 but Hearbreak and Sorrow ForEVER...
Why is it so damn hard....?
Oh but might I add - if you ever want to avoid the queues at immigration when its gridlocked and choc-a-bloc with people stepping all over each other --- dress professional and keep looking at your watch like you're gonna be really late for work.
That's what I did this morning and some immigration bonehead came up to me and asked me if I had anything to declare, to which I snapped "of course not" and continued to look at my watch impatiently and raise my left eyebrow discerningly (even though i had this wood ornament and packaged food). He then put a green stamp on my card and said "ok then, go out the last door over there" and pointed to this sacred path that only stewardesses and very good looking CEOs (im assuming) were allowed to walk on. YAY! I bypassed the entire security check and all the lines and got out in less than 30 seconds!
LESSON: When going through customs and immigration on a particularly busy day, don a power suit and glasses and hold lots of designer shopping bags from Hong Kong airport - and look extremely impatient, like they are wasting the 10k a minute charge for your professional time.
.jpg)
1. Mont Blanc key wallet for froggie's dad 2. Shanghai Tang jewellery roll 3. Anna Sui Crystal bangle **hearts** 4. Gucci money clip for Daniel 5. Swarovski necklace for froggie's mum
And my fave at the moment:
Book written by Australian journalist working at the China Daily during the rise of the new social classes in Beijing's youth culture - its Sanlitun on steriods...
I only lasted 4 hours at work before everyone told me to GO HOME or GO TO THE DOCTOR. I think i was scaring people away with that tremendous roar of a cough - needless to say, the woman sitting in from of me on the plane complained to the stewardess and asked to be moved, while another guy came and handed me a face mask. A FACE MASK for fucks sake! How daggy do you mofos want me to look?? at least give me one with Hello Kitty on it or sth...
Anyway, doc said I have a chest infection, which i know is more commonly known as acute bronchitis. I was like oh HELL to the YEAH, thinking I could have the week off, until I realised .... wtf am I thinking. I work in an AGENCY. We dont get sick. We just get ON WITH IT.
Booooo.... Even as I sit here working from home, dabbling in the blissful momentary brain-lapse of maybe being able to do this again tomorrow ... I must sternly remind myself that Thou Worketh in a PR agency and therefore knowest not the meaning of pain, torture and grief ...
but only of spin, butt-licking journos, lunches, champayne, making up BULLSHIT stories and we-dont-care-if-ur-on-ur-death-bed-just-come-in-for-half-a-day syndrome
...
Whats worse is that the moment my mum sees me, the first thing she says is: "You look fat. Btw your sister and I haven't had lunch yet. Lets go eat."
**question marks**
And Coconut has been shaved! I love his new look, its so April 2008. He is SUCH an innovator and ahead of the times, my little one.
The only thing that remains is....
I think I've just left my heart and soul behind in a land far far away... of high towers, yellow cabs, identical looking department stores, xiaolong bao, MTV ... and an aching aching desire to be reconnected in the only way that ever felt right ... embedded in an excruciatingly complex situation ... that is so beyond you and I ...
NO i do not search for drama and heartbreak - it finds me and defines me.
It defies me.
This post should not be titled Purchases Pt 3 but Hearbreak and Sorrow ForEVER...
Why is it so damn hard....?
Thursday, 20 March 2008
Purchases Pt 2
Why am I sitting @ home blogging when I could be out shopping you ask?
Cos im still sick dammit. I've been struck down with some mystery illness so I've decided to just lounge around and watch DVDs, eat everything in the house, go to the Women's spa down the road and get pampered and get my hair done by the sexy dyke hairdresser thats in love with me.
Anyway I still managed to shop for 45mins yesterday despite my aching head, back and inflammed throat.
1. Prada flat pumps 2. Charles Jourdan jacket and skirt 3. Charles Jourdan long cardi 4. DNKY bag 4 mummy
Not bad for a quick burst huh.
Ok...
If you dont wanna see something disgusting please dont look down... half of my nail has officially fallen off. The other half is determined to look like shit and wont budge...
EWWWW! I am the Gangrene Monster! Don't smoke boys and girls!
Cos im still sick dammit. I've been struck down with some mystery illness so I've decided to just lounge around and watch DVDs, eat everything in the house, go to the Women's spa down the road and get pampered and get my hair done by the sexy dyke hairdresser thats in love with me.
Anyway I still managed to shop for 45mins yesterday despite my aching head, back and inflammed throat.
1. Prada flat pumps 2. Charles Jourdan jacket and skirt 3. Charles Jourdan long cardi 4. DNKY bag 4 mummy
Not bad for a quick burst huh.
Ok...
If you dont wanna see something disgusting please dont look down... half of my nail has officially fallen off. The other half is determined to look like shit and wont budge...
EWWWW! I am the Gangrene Monster! Don't smoke boys and girls!
Wednesday, 19 March 2008
Purchases Pt 1
Eww...
Im sick. And flemmy. And heady... Gross.
I must be either shopping/eating/stressing too much...
Decisions decisions decisions...
Is it safe to talk about job offers on my blog? I better not...
Alright, how bout a lowdown of my purchases:
1. Coach sunnies 2. Pink Olympus camera 3. Harajuku earrings 4. Random bangles n earrings 5. Chloe diamante necklace *hearts* 6. Hair extensions 7. Pink Sony Cybershot camera 8. Outfit for Coconut 9. Cartier love band 10. Chanel pearl drop earrings 11. LV keychain
There would be Part 2 and 3 if I wasn't so damn sick but I think I'll just try and get better b4 I kill froggie's bank balance. If I do one huge splurge on the last day and then run away he might not notice....
heehee
Im sick. And flemmy. And heady... Gross.
I must be either shopping/eating/stressing too much...
Decisions decisions decisions...
Is it safe to talk about job offers on my blog? I better not...
Alright, how bout a lowdown of my purchases:
1. Coach sunnies 2. Pink Olympus camera 3. Harajuku earrings 4. Random bangles n earrings 5. Chloe diamante necklace *hearts* 6. Hair extensions 7. Pink Sony Cybershot camera 8. Outfit for Coconut 9. Cartier love band 10. Chanel pearl drop earrings 11. LV keychain
There would be Part 2 and 3 if I wasn't so damn sick but I think I'll just try and get better b4 I kill froggie's bank balance. If I do one huge splurge on the last day and then run away he might not notice....
heehee
Thursday, 13 March 2008
I'm in love...
... with my new brazilian waxer.
Beautiful... and so very very thorough...
And only 21 - absolutely gorgeous
**swoons**
Here's sth funny for you.
Everyone knows about the Dove viral marketing campaign for real beauty right? If not, here's the clip for the "dove evolution":
And ... the "slob evolution":
Muahahahahaha me likey
Beautiful... and so very very thorough...
And only 21 - absolutely gorgeous
**swoons**
Here's sth funny for you.
Everyone knows about the Dove viral marketing campaign for real beauty right? If not, here's the clip for the "dove evolution":
And ... the "slob evolution":
Muahahahahaha me likey
Sunday, 9 March 2008
Still cant type...
Ok i promised the pics for you non-facebook users YOU DYING BREED so here they are
Still too sick and pissed off to blog. SORRY BITCHES
Just deal with it.
Oh btw did I mention:
Ciao sluts
xxoo
Still too sick and pissed off to blog. SORRY BITCHES
Just deal with it.
Oh btw did I mention:
Ciao sluts
xxoo
Sunday, 2 March 2008
Pain & Torture 2008
Mardigras 2008.
What a memorable night.
Highlights:
- I looked HOT
- Everyone got smashed
- Jules got onto everyone in sight
- Warren got dumped
- My fishnets (where my bum is）got caught on Jacks button (near his crotch) and we had a whole crowd watching us trying to untangle - and everyone clapped at the end
- Ries shoes broke so she walked around witb a feather boa wrapped around her boots the entire night
- Rie pashed the sausage man and we got 5 free sausage sizzles and a corn on the cob- Jack didnt go to the massage parlour omg!
-Warren deleted all my photos by accident!! OMG I hate him! There were like a hundred of them and I lost them all!!
- And then Rie dropped my camera and broke it
And...
Here's the story, and if one other person calls me up asking me what happened, im just gonna refer them to this post:
As I was getting out of the car, I slammed the car door shut really really hard and got my finger caught in it. The blood was gushing everywhere and was all over my clothes and face and I was on the ground wailing. Jack and I spent the entire night/morning in emergency and I got X-rays and needles and had to keep waiting and waiting to get treated... turns out no broken bones but I have a crush injury w lacerations, I'm on a sling and drugged up like a mofo... The doc said I dont have to go to work for a week but I'm gonna go anyway. I cant write, type, drive, take off my own clothes, or do anything that requires my right hand and I am in SO MUCH CONSTANT PAIN OMG
Sexy huh
Its worse in real life cos the camera phone doesnt work too well.
Anyway here are a few pictures I managed to resurrect. I'll post up the rest when I get them from Rie's camera
What a memorable night.
Highlights:
- I looked HOT
- Everyone got smashed
- Jules got onto everyone in sight
- Warren got dumped
- My fishnets (where my bum is）got caught on Jacks button (near his crotch) and we had a whole crowd watching us trying to untangle - and everyone clapped at the end
- Ries shoes broke so she walked around witb a feather boa wrapped around her boots the entire night
- Rie pashed the sausage man and we got 5 free sausage sizzles and a corn on the cob- Jack didnt go to the massage parlour omg!
-Warren deleted all my photos by accident!! OMG I hate him! There were like a hundred of them and I lost them all!!
- And then Rie dropped my camera and broke it
And...
Here's the story, and if one other person calls me up asking me what happened, im just gonna refer them to this post:
As I was getting out of the car, I slammed the car door shut really really hard and got my finger caught in it. The blood was gushing everywhere and was all over my clothes and face and I was on the ground wailing. Jack and I spent the entire night/morning in emergency and I got X-rays and needles and had to keep waiting and waiting to get treated... turns out no broken bones but I have a crush injury w lacerations, I'm on a sling and drugged up like a mofo... The doc said I dont have to go to work for a week but I'm gonna go anyway. I cant write, type, drive, take off my own clothes, or do anything that requires my right hand and I am in SO MUCH CONSTANT PAIN OMG
Sexy huh
Its worse in real life cos the camera phone doesnt work too well.
Anyway here are a few pictures I managed to resurrect. I'll post up the rest when I get them from Rie's camera
Btw it took me like 5 hours to write this post without my right hand, so I think I might have to refrain from blogging for a few days until I'm back in action. Check back soon hunniis and wish me better!
xxoo
Saturday, 1 March 2008
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