4 more sleeps til Xmas!

Hooray!

Last day of work!

Last day of the big fat elephant in the room...

Sorry Mel, I cant blog about work - I wish I could but dont really want to commit career suicide atm...

But I digress.

What can I say? Cant wait to shop - woot woot! Ha, im gonna go til midnight 2nite then take a break and go hardcore in Melbourne... **swoons**

Although the reality will be that I'll probably run out of money mid next week and spend the rest of the month sulking and muttering dirty words to myself ...

Pooooooo.

My blogging hat seems to be out of order lately, so I've decided to make some lists rather than try to write full sentences ---

Here we go.

Cant wait for:

1. BFFFB...!!
2. Press club.... YUUUUUUMS
3. Vue de monde... if it ever happens (although poor froggie cant really eat atm)
4. Scones @ the mountains - hehehehehehe
5. VIP room @ Crown .. if Daniel ever remembers to give me his card
6. Church conference on Boxing Day - serious. I love church.
7. Clairvoyant appointment 2morrow -- oooooooooooh
8. Project managing NAB150 - YES! At least sth good came out of that KPI
9. Presents ----**giggles** **happy!**
10. No Alien v Predator or other unsightly and completely REDIC boxing day movie w Jack

YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Next.


New Years Resolutions:

1. Start exercising (stop laughing guys)
2. Spend more time with mum
3. Walk Coconut more
4. Read a book. All the way through.
5. Practise piano
6. Sleep more
7. Drink less coffee
8. Save some money so I can fix the car
9. Save some money so I can SPLURGE in HK & TW -- teehee
10. Start appreciating Jack

wtf. No 10. LOLOLOL....


Decide what I'm gonna do with my life:

1. Keep working in PR and deal with the BS
2. Change industries and deal with the BS
3. Give up and do a PhD
4. Go back to China and work there
5. Follow the ship ...


What I have learnt this year:

Do:

- Make decisions and stick to them
- Change the things that I can control
- Be myself
- Eat more protein, less sugar
- Wax more often
- Pray for clarity
- Help my mum more
- Show some luuuurve
- Keep it real

Do not:

- Give second chances
- Complain about things that I cannot change
- Buy cheap stuff
- Iron over nylon
- Fight with Xtine ever again
- Expect to understand my mum – just accept
- Try to lose weight. Just give up and eat.
- Do anything unless I am 150% sure


There.

My wrap-up post for 2007.

Hope Santa gets me all the gifts on my list and hope I don’t eat so much during Xmas that I cant fit into my New Years dress – noooooo! Don’t let it happen…!

I’ll just fast the day before…


Ciao sluts! Love me!

Gracie xxoo

Could it be...?

For the first time ever, I have nothing to blog about.

Wtf??

Well… I am currently in a transient stage of duality – blissful content outside of work and manic-depressive near-psychotic rage during work.

That is all I can say.

Sorry sluts, if you wanna read some half-ramblings of a complete nutter why not try Jack’s blog:
http://www.geocities.com/shuifong324/main.htm


Coconut’s 1st Bday slideshow coming up…

Hey Santa...

I get paid like a C-grade hooker and I work like a fucking dog.

Work it big boy.

Throw some serious cash at me so I can buy some trinklets for myself 4 xmas...

Hahahahahaha ....

Oh --- fashgasm

*faints*

Counting down the days...

I've learned that U cannot make someone luv u, all u can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in;
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes;
I've learned that it takes time to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it;
I've learned that u shouldn't compare urself to others, they're more screwed up than u think;
I've learned we're responsible for what we do, unless we're celebrities;
I've learned that the people u care most about in life are taken from u too soon and all the less important ones just never go away......

如果幸福需要时间，你会等待吗？
如果等待了也未必幸福，你还会继续吗？
所以我们总是在等或不等间徘徊，最后幸福变成了鸡肋~~！

The Thin Man and the big fat elephant

Remember this guy...?


Well, he totally runied my day. At 7am this morning he trailed me with his sirens and pulled me over to 1) book me for talking on the mobile and 2) breath test me... WTF?

I was so scared of him and his bizarre resemblance to thin man that I didnt even bother arguing.

Please.. if you're gonna deliver me into the arms of bankrupcy at least be hot...

Next.

There is a big fat humungous purple elephant in the office at the moment. That is all that I can say without getting fired...

Hooray! Counting down to Melbourne! Although I dont know what we're gonna do there since:

1) I have no money to shop
2) I have no money to shop and
3) I have no money to shop.

But Sammi and Tashie .. you guys r worth it :) **hearts**

Oops - and Fobs and Pete too...

OMG

I just got a call from Yoshii restaurant, I forgot to cancel my booking today. They were so shitty at me! Geez, you guys are a RESTAURANT, you are supposed to confirm the booking 2 days prior just in case stuff like this happens. Humph. Dont go there peoples! Very unprofessional.

Oh and I lost my Napoleon sable brush - v v sad :(

Girls, if you dont have one GET IT NOW. Serious, I am not advertising for Angela. This is THE best eyeshadow bristle brush in the world. I love it, I hold it, I sleep with it, I caress it, I breathe it...

You have not blended until you use this brush.

Meanwhile, I am so exhausted. I woke up at 5:30 this morning so that I could get to work at 7:30 but due to the above incident with thin man I didnt make it til 8:30 and am drowning... drowning.. drowning... and have now lost the will to live...

Some things that have been puzzling me lately:

1) Why are we doing Kris Kringle if we are writing what we want on the sheet of paper?
2) How is Natellie gonna eat @ the dinner tomorrow minus her wisdom teeth?
3) What if it rains on Coconut's Bday...? Omg omg omg - pray pray pray
4) Why am I so fat?
5) Could I hate my job any more right now?
6) Where is my cashmere sweater?
7) Who killed Channel 9?
8) Why am I so overworked?
9) And still so poor?

and

10) How do I know if this is real...

If I think I have already made a decision, why am I still asking...?

Oh bollocks.

I want a creme brulee.

Thanks Kevin

Congratulations Mr Rudd



Claps all round for finally ratifying Kyoto.

Perhaps its time to join the race G Dubbayah...

Add your country to the list Osama...

And you too Borat...

Congratulations China

Finally... the first win ever in Miss World.

Yeah, its rigged. She wasnt the best. But thanks for giving China a chance. I guess you gotta start kissing Hu JinTao's ass early with the Beijing Olympics coming up and all.... LOL

Slags and Hos Pt 2

Jack this is a post for you.

You wanted sluts. Here are some FUGLY ones for you.

XiaXue the Singaporean Blogger. I hate this girl. She's infamous in Singapore. She looks gross and she writes the dirtiest things on her blog about her nether regions and shes just ... repulse.

I think she recently got plasic surgery so shes looking better:

Next.

Tila Tequila aka Tila Nguyen - Sammie... LOLOL

GROSSSSSS! I cant believe they gave this girl her own reality TV show! Check out this song, its called F*** Ya Man and it is soooooo bad.



Oh stop wanking Jack.

And on the Tyra Banks show:

http://www.tilashotspot.com/web/tila/journals/tilatequila/entry/1317601/

Venom! Trash! Gutter! UGH...

If you're bored out of your brain and want some friday arvo mild entertainment, check out their blogs and MySpace.

http://www.myspace.com/tilatequila

http://www.xiaxue.blogspot.com/

Thank God they're not Chinese. How embaressment.

Omg how good does Katie Holmes look

Height is so not a factor peoples.

That's hot.

xo

No I haven't died...

I'm just still recovering from the shock of my double loss last weekend.
With the Libs and Matt Corby out of the game I dont know if there is much else to live for...
And with Nelson and Bishop being the replacements, all I can say is good riddance.

I'm over it, I tell you.

Here's a list of the New Ministry, for anyone that is interested.

Julia Gillard: Deputy PM, Education, Employment and Workplace Relations
Wayne Swan: Treasurer
Lindsay Tanner: Finance
Stephen Smith: Foreign Affairs
Joel Fitzgibbon: Defence
Robert McClelland: Attorney General
John Faulkner: Cabinet Secretary and Special Minister of State
Stephen Conroy: Communications
Peter Garratt: Environment, Heritage and the Arts
Penny Wong: Climate change, Water
Nicola Roxon: Health and Ageing
Martin Ferguson: Energy, Resources and Tourism
Anthony Albanese: Infrastructure, Transport, Regional Development, Local Government
Kim Carr: Innovation, Industry, Science and Research
Chris Evans: Immigration and Citizenship
Simon Crean: Trade
Tony Burke: Agriculture, Fisheries and Forestry
Jenny Macklin: Families, Housing and Indigenous Affairs
Joe Ludwig: Human Services

Outer Ministry
Bob Debus: Home Affairs
Tanya Plibersek: Status of Women and Housing
Allan Griffin: Veteran’s Affairs
Warren Snowden: Defence, Science and Personnel
Justine Elliot: Minister for Ageing
Kate Ellis: Youth and Sport

Parliamentary Secretaries:
Maxine McKew
Greg Combet
Bill Shorten
Mike Kelly
Gary Gray
Bob McMullan
Duncan Kerr
Laurie Ferguson
Ursula Stephens
Jan McLucas
Anthony Byrne
John Murphy

Penny Wong? OH LMFAO...! What the hell is a self-confessed lesbian dyke gonna do for climate change that is really gonna make a difference and be heard? Yeah, being the first Asian-born woman to enter Federal Parliament is a damn good achievement, but hello girl - you're just a token Asian so that the Labor party can wave their hands around in the air and say "Look at us, we speak Mandarin and we let ugly asian chicks into cabinet. Go us."

Pffft.

OMG I have been totally stressed out and exhausted lately - I feel like I havent slept in 2 weeks. CRY. Not to mention the fact that fluro is back in - or is it? Why do people insist on making my eyes bleed with their lime and mandarin tops that just scream "I am a fucking tryhard"...? Fine - lemon looks good on chicks but can we just stop there please.

I'm blind. I'm drowning in a pool of my own blood gushing from my eyes and staining my white, beige, gray and black outfits.

Can someone please educate me as to how fluro could possibly go with my Chanel Dior and LV handbags. I will bake a dozen chocolate muffins and deliver it personally to the house of whoever can show that it can be done.

I'm eating somone's Bday cake...

... for dinner.

Cos I'm still at work and its 9pm already. God I'm so over this. But I guess I only have myself to blame, since I have to make up for my complete and utter lack of productivity yesterday.

There's a thing called a hangover and theres a thing called a HANGOVER.

I had neither. But I'm pretty sure I had alcohol poisoning.

Watever, I was so skinny today so it was worth it, even if it only lasts til the weekend...

I have been staring at this blank powerpoint presentation for hours now and I still havent figured out how to effectively dump this massive proposal in it. Presenting to a nighmare client takes skill - so does procrastination, and if playing sporadic games of scrabulous helps to increase the size of my brain right now, so be it ...

Omg btw I have to say this: Angela made me buy a pair of $10.50 shoes today. Well, they were actually $14.95 but when we got to the cash register it scanned as 30% off. LOL. She got me into KMart today and showed me these sandals and shes like "Buy them, hurry up".

You should have seen everyone at work when I got back, it was the highlight of the bloody month. Grace bought something from KMart! "Gracie, is that the first time you've ever been in there?" "How did it feel not having the salesgirl know your name?"

Ho hum.

Yeah, laugh yourselves silly peoples. I am soooooo gonna wear these things every day for the rest of my life now. I know, I'm so adorable. Isn't it great when you can take the piss out of yourself...?

And I know this is gonna be one of those posts that noone bothers to read cos it has no pictures or videos. Samantha was right, blogging has become such a drag. People expect so many graphics and jazzy shit and forget that the point is expression of thought and intellect.

Blah.

Ok heres one for you suckers.

Blondie eating his ear wax:



Ph-leease do not vote for this guy! Dont let him win, or im seriously gonna hang myself...

Who are YOU voting for Pt 2

I’m already over it, but as promised, here is my 2nd (and hopefully final) speil on the election.

If anything can be said of Rudd’s tryhard attempt to win over the younger voters by appearing on Rove last night, then all I can say is… LOLOLOL

When asked who he would turn gay for, he replied “Theres only one person for me, and that’s my wife Therese” to which Rove replied “Is she a man?”

… to which I replied “Yes she is!”

Don’t believe me?

Here’s her trying to pass as a woman:

Good job Therese, you almost pulled it off!

So Rudd - kiss a million babies, win over the dumb Asians with your 我爱中国共产党 lingo, get a baby lamb named after you...yeah try hard, try harder Kevin...and eat some ear wax while you’re at it. Yuuuum. Delish.

At least you learnt something from the Chinese - always pick out your earwax. Or get a servant to do it. LMAO.

Look, I’m not a Howard supporter but I am Liberal. Lets face it, neither of them are going to ratify Kyoto anytime soon, and lets just not go on anymore about interest rates. The Devil is the Reserve Bank mofos. Politicians don’t stand a chance.

So what are we left with? Unions and Suckers plz just look beyond the Kevin 07 BS and start thinking about what the Australian economy really needs… A blond Chinese wannabe Harry Potter toyboy or a butt-licking Bush’s bitch – neither? Good. Then go with Howard, cos he’s pissing off soon after anyway!

Don’t like Costello? Get over it.

BUDGET SURPLUS.

Yea baby….

Hey sluts, remember November 24…and do it early otherwise Nat’s gonna be sitting at her bday party all by herself.

LOL. Sorry hun…

Oh and don’t forget the 2nd most important vote – Go Matt Corby! If only I was 16…

Postscript: Why is Pumpkin’s dad back in the news? The dumb FBI hasn’t even found the fucker – he’s probably in 西藏 hiding with a herd of yaks for all they know. Oh wow, he appeared on America’s Most Wanted. He got a 5 second segment in a story about Madeleine McCann. DUDE, just give yourself up already! You’re a disgrace to the Chinese community.

Ugh.

How do I love you Wentworth Miller.... Let me count the ways

OK I have no intention of turning this blog into a fan site.....but for those of you that know my obsession with Wentworth Miller well... this post was bound to come.

Firstly, I have to apologise to all my girlfriends for ditching them halfway during any event that falls on a Wednesday, so that I can go home and watch Prison Break.
Sure, Season 3 isnt going to win any Emmy's for best plot, but HELLOOOO... as if I'm even paying attention to what's going on with the storyline..?

Before you all groan in exasperation and try to convince me that he's gay, hear this. His character Michael Scofield is a bloody dream come true, but in real life he is even better. Hey, what can I say. I like the loners, I love the nerds, and I adore the weirdos.
And he's all of them!

Stats:
Born Wentworth Earl Miller III in England to Oxford scholars
His father is African-America, Jamaican, British, Jewish, German and part Cherokee.
His mother is Russian, French, Syrian and Lebanese
He is a Princeton graduate with a degree in English Literature
He won a Golden Globe in 2005 for Best Actor in a Dramatic Series
He prefers playing Scrabble to going out to parties
He never hits on girls

I love it.

In an interview, he once said "My father is black and my mother is white...which kind of makes me a racial Lone Ranger, at times, caught between two communities"

Yes please, you can come and Lone Range me anytime...

Check him out in these 2 Mariah Carey film clips. You have to really sit through the first one looking at her fat obnoxious ass - cos he doesnt appear til the end but it's worth it. The second one is Wentgasm. He looks beautiful and she actually looks better when she covers up her upper half...









Bye baby... see you on Wednesday...

A strange dicotomy...

An article in SMH a couple of days ago eloquently describes the status quo of China’s now extremely desperate situation – and I mean for the chikkies, not the blokes.

But the title of the article “Chinese girls spoilt for choice” could not be more WRONG.

Yes, there is a surplus of testosterone due to dickhead parents aborting their female offspring, and apparently it could potentially lead to social unrest - but PLEASE - people, that only happens in the countryside where there are peasants and farmers.

Urban China has not changed – women are still desperate to find a good man. And there really aint enough of them to go around. Consider my hypothesis.

1) Peasant men are savages so they can share their women. Hence, five men can have one woman. So the ratio is evened out, and those girls are slut anyway. Enough said.

2) City girls all want a rich, educated, modern, Westernised type of guy. Yet the number of men that fit this criteria is LOW. Therefore, the ratio again is evened out or skewed in the opposite direction! City girls cannot find a good guy!

3) My add-on to the last point is that these kind of men are usually taken – they’re either married, engaged, going out with a Westerner who has fallen in love with China (there are lots of them), or studying overseas (in which case they will marry a girl from overseas).

4) Finally, for the guys that are left, they have all turned gay. Especially in Beijing. And there are LOTS of them too. And my, are they pretty…. Moving on….

Do we wonder why, therefore, that so many MEN are spoilt for choice in China?

Believe me - Ms SMH journalist that does not have an inkling of an idea what the reality is over there – the women are scrambling for crumbs. Please Sir, can I have some more..?

There aint no justice in this world.

Moral of the story?

Who gives a toss.

Be green. Save the world from climate change.

To view the full article, follow this link:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/relationships/chinese-girls-spoiled-for-choice/2007/11/14/1194766740669.html

Dont eat the dolphins please...

Can you believe the crude and horrible comments people made after watching Hayden Panettiere's bid to save the dolphins from being slaughtered in Japan.

They are SO MEAN, here are some of the comments:

"Ha, What a Flake! Crying and slobbering save the dolphins, save the dolphins. I hope those Japs lock her silly ass up."

"AWESOME! so SEXY watching a liberal hot chick crying over this silliness. i want to gaff a baby dolphin in the head, then use the gory bloody slick of it's wound as lubricant for mounting Panettiere from behind."

"Hayden thinks "Don't Kill my favorite lovely animal!! But I don't care Other UGLY STUPID Animal Massacre & IRAQ Massacre!! Yeah, I am HERO!!"

OMG YES, she IS a hero and she's lovely so leave her alone mofos.

Watch the video here:




I must say though, the funniest thing is Isabel Lucas (Miss Eyebrows from Home & Away) in the background being a chimer...

Autumn in Beijing

Here's a picture Amy took of Sanlitun. Beijing can be beautiful too....


I miss it there...

I heart Spicegirls

So everyone is dissing them for coming back into the scene with only 2 measly half-baked new songs and little more talent than the first time round.

But you cant beat the fact that the concert sold out and people still love them.

Cheesy rules! And sad English wannabe lyrics are still hot!

I love Spicegirls and Posh and I would so get her Pob if my face wasnt so excruciatingly huge.

Sigh.

Here is their uber cute holiday commercial for Tesco...

Meanwhile, check out the trannies @ Thailand's beauty pageant.

HOT.

Talk about uber cute :p

Tiffany & Co(conut) Slideshow

**EDIT**
I figured out how to stop the music! Just click on the volume sign on the bottom left. LOL im so blond...

Hey I finally did something techy, I learnt how to make slideshows on blogger. Yay!
And I set it to Paris Hilton, heehee.... hey there wasnt that much song choice :p

But I still haven't figured out how to stop the damn thing - it just keeps going on and on...?

I'm so annoyed

I cant believe its 8pm on a Friday and I'm still at work waiting for Christine and Angela to pick me up. Their jobs suck! Angela still has to attend a WIP this late on a Friday night, and Christine needs to finish the range by the end of this week, which means she need to go it tomorrow.

I dont get it. Why are work places so anal?

Everyone at my office left 3 hrs ago and I'm still here doing a pitch document for new business.

PWC people stay back til 1am, Leightons people work til midnight and go straight back into work on Sat and Sun - while other people like OMX and Optus Marketing get to leave at 5pm and work from home, and KPMG guys are at the bar by 4pm. WTF.

No fair. Why do we, in PR and fashion and beauty, have to work harder than everyone else but still get paid a quarter of the salary, NO bonus, and no perks??

Not to mention it is WE that get invited non-stop to these VIP sales, special events, and other splurge-worthy functions. Therefore we should get paid more, cos we naturally consume more!

IM SO SCREWED right now! My budget has completely gone down the drain for this month. I have to start from scratch again in November which means that $3k is SPLAT.

I have therefore decided to get a credit card. I have looked at those ones w/o annual fees but they're shit, like Virgin and St George. I'm thinking of the nab mini metallic one... any suggestions?

Oh hey they just called, they're here! HOORAY!

I'm gone bitches!

Ciao.

Happy Melbourne Cup!

Hey this has to be a quick one cos I'm still at work and v v busy (mostly due to the fact that I spent all yesterday out of office)

Hope everyone had a great day getting pissed and losing money yesterday! My horse came second but I bet for a win. :(

Poo.

Well, I came 3rd in the office sweepstakes but that only made me break even.

And I was runner up for "best dressed" but didnt win either .....

Well, at least my dress was showcased on "Fashion on the Fields" and the girl wearing it was fatter than me. Hooray!

Here are the advertising people (excluding me & Lucy on the left):

.... And here are the PR people:

LOL

Yep, we're a straight- laced, boring bunch (with the exception of me!

Half our team couldn't even be bothered showing up, and the other half didn't even take off their suits.

By the way, I only put up the pics of the people I like in Advertising - there are plenty more skinny bitches who dont get a place on my blog - too bad dirty skanks.