Slags and Hos Pt 1

Right.

So we all know who Maxim magazine has voted the most unsexiest woman in Hollywood:

Sarah Jessica Parker.


Ahem, excuuuuse me??

Are they honestly trying to say that Le Shoe QUEEN is the worst of the worst?

Please c'mon... How could this:

... possibly be worse than 2nd place trailer-trash Amy Winehouse?

You dont need rehab girl. You need a stylist, a hairdresser, a makeup artist and a surgeon.

Yucks.

Coming in at No.3.... LOLOL, yes this should really be number 1 - Sandra Oh.

Sorry, I'm asian but can you possibly get an UGLIER asian? Shes like those trolls from Lord of the Rings! Shes like the wicked witch of the East! Find yourself a new face woman!

Now NO.4 I disagree with.

What is this, attack on the middle aged goddesses? She should be way up there on that list of HOT 40-somethings along with Sarah Jessica.

Mads, I adore you and still think your Immaculate album is a priceless piece of art.

**hearts**

Check out those toned thighs....

**sigh**

And finally. at no. 5 is none other than Britney.

She really should have been number 2, but you gotta give her some credit for being hot once upon a time.

Wtf girl...

Gutter, gutter.

And now for Gracie's list.

I started off with almost 20 but had to narrow it down to 5. Even that was too hard so I've come up with Gracie's Top 6 Unsexiest Women.

First up at No.6 is Dita Von Teese. Most people know her as the burlesque stripper that does this sexy strip show from a cocktail glass.

Whatever.

Quit rolling around in talcum powder and wearing that awful corset 24hrs a day (yes she wears it even when she is sleeping - its called corset training and thats how she gets her waist like that)

Sexy doll pinup she is not. Glorified prostitute....? Yes.

Next up at No.5 is Fergie Ferg. Dont get me wrong, I LOVE her music and I love her hot bod.


But what a prawn!


Dont let me see that ugly old leatherface. Full body shots only please. And preferably with a large hat that covers your face.


Cheers.





At no.4 is Ella from S.H.E.


If you have any knowledge at all of Asian pop music you'll know that she's the camp looking one that always does the rap bits - and that she looks like a man with a bloated face.


This picture totally does not do her ugliness any justice - she actually looks alright here but believe me this instant-noodle guzzling girl is rubbish personified.




No.3 Miss Allegra Versace. You would think being born into a family like that she would have a little more class than others.


Nope.

Follow the anorexic race and look like a drowned rat.


Way to go. Well done.



At no. 2 is Kelly Osborne. Haha this cow is so disgusting I dont think I even need words to describe her. Wicked FAT witch of the West might suffice...





Ugh. Redic.



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AND THE WINNER IS................




Lil Kim!


At least Kelly Osborne leaves her bits at home.


This tramp and scum of the universe is gutter in the true sense.


So she tried to clean herself up during filming of the Next Pussycat Doll. But that doenst change the fact that she is still Biggie's dog even from the grave, shes a convict, her music is beyond filth, and her pussy stinks. Hey, she said so herself.

Still not convinced?

Check out some of her finer moments:

1 year sentence for perjury?

You deserved it slag.