QUIT SMOKING! It's dirty, it stinks and it looks trashy...
That's to YOU Katherine Heigl u B-grade trailer trash:
And Lindsay (how much) LO-wer can u get LO-han:
Just dont end up looking like this monkey below. My extreme Fear & Loathing for Las Winehouse has made a very strong comeback lately:
Oh bitch, you really wanna die dont you...??
In other "What is this???" news... Chanel sports equipment has launched a new range. WHY... why... why...
Yes its Chanel... but its CHANEL!!
And finally...
Damn I would hate to be married to this man. He'd have no time for pre-going out sex!
Ok I know im lacking in content, but you bitches should be glad im blogging at all, what with the leaving overseas in 2 days business, the bad knee, and the neverending farewells...
Gracie's gonna be saying Buh-BYE to work and all the girlies tmr!! Excitement uncontainable!!
Hi Gracie :-)
ReplyDeleteHope your leg is doing better!!
I don't envy you being pre-leaving-country stressed - that'll be me in 3 months - aargh. So many things to organize... xoxox
ps yes, Amy Winehouse is especially vile. What are your views on Pete Doherty?
uh....
ReplyDeleteface like a monkey's ass - UGLY...dick like a bird's ass - TINY...habit like a hooker's ass - DIRTY.
nuff said.