Gracie is the Best OK ♥

Monday, 5 November 2007

From NY to BJ

Some butt ugly dogs @ Pets Fashion Week in New York

Golum & Dame Edna:

Kyle & Jackie O:

Posh & Anh Do:

Paris & Big Bird:

Bert Newton & Chucky:

How redic.

Next.

Panda fashion @ Bandi Panda Fashion Show in Beijing

Oh... fashgasm!

Loves it.

**hearts**

Friday, 2 November 2007

Right.

So we all know who Maxim magazine has voted the most unsexiest woman in Hollywood:

Sarah Jessica Parker.

Ahem, excuuuuse me??

Are they honestly trying to say that Le Shoe QUEEN is the worst of the worst?

Please c'mon... How could this:

... possibly be worse than 2nd place trailer-trash Amy Winehouse?

You dont need rehab girl. You need a stylist, a hairdresser, a makeup artist and a surgeon.

Yucks.

Coming in at No.3.... LOLOL, yes this should really be number 1 - Sandra Oh.

Sorry, I'm asian but can you possibly get an UGLIER asian? Shes like those trolls from Lord of the Rings! Shes like the wicked witch of the East! Find yourself a new face woman!

Now NO.4 I disagree with.

What is this, attack on the middle aged goddesses? She should be way up there on that list of HOT 40-somethings along with Sarah Jessica.

Mads, I adore you and still think your Immaculate album is a priceless piece of art.

**hearts**

Check out those toned thighs....

**sigh**

And finally. at no. 5 is none other than Britney.

She really should have been number 2, but you gotta give her some credit for being hot once upon a time.

Wtf girl...

Gutter, gutter.

And now for Gracie's list.

I started off with almost 20 but had to narrow it down to 5. Even that was too hard so I've come up with Gracie's Top 6 Unsexiest Women.

First up at No.6 is Dita Von Teese. Most people know her as the burlesque stripper that does this sexy strip show from a cocktail glass.

Whatever.

Quit rolling around in talcum powder and wearing that awful corset 24hrs a day (yes she wears it even when she is sleeping - its called corset training and thats how she gets her waist like that)

Sexy doll pinup she is not. Glorified prostitute....? Yes.

Next up at No.5 is Fergie Ferg. Dont get me wrong, I LOVE her music and I love her hot bod.

But what a prawn!

Dont let me see that ugly old leatherface. Full body shots only please. And preferably with a large hat that covers your face.

Cheers.

At no.4 is Ella from S.H.E.

If you have any knowledge at all of Asian pop music you'll know that she's the camp looking one that always does the rap bits - and that she looks like a man with a bloated face.

This picture totally does not do her ugliness any justice - she actually looks alright here but believe me this instant-noodle guzzling girl is rubbish personified.

No.3 Miss Allegra Versace. You would think being born into a family like that she would have a little more class than others.

Nope.

Follow the anorexic race and look like a drowned rat.

Way to go. Well done.

At no. 2 is Kelly Osborne. Haha this cow is so disgusting I dont think I even need words to describe her. Wicked FAT witch of the West might suffice...

Ugh. Redic.

......Drumroll.....

AND THE WINNER IS................

Lil Kim!

At least Kelly Osborne leaves her bits at home.

This tramp and scum of the universe is gutter in the true sense.

So she tried to clean herself up during filming of the Next Pussycat Doll. But that doenst change the fact that she is still Biggie's dog even from the grave, shes a convict, her music is beyond filth, and her pussy stinks. Hey, she said so herself.

Still not convinced?

Check out some of her finer moments:

1 year sentence for perjury?

You deserved it slag.

Monday, 29 October 2007

My graduation without me

The time finally came. After 7 years of study, a double degree, 4 majors and a Masters I am officially done with uni and graduated from Masters WITH DISTINCTION.

Yeh im a fucking genius.

I was the smartest in my course and I would have won a university medal if it wasn't for the stupid education system that only allows one per year or something equally ridiculous like that.

Anyway, alas, work commitments kept me from flying all the way back to my second home in Melbourne...but I was there in spirit

And how cute is this? I couldn' t make it so they took a picture with paper "me":

And here's "me" wearing my graduation cap:

**Hearts**

Thanks guys...

Except my BFF couldnt even be bothered to stay long enough to be in the pics.

Growl....

But I luv ya hun and congrats

... glad you didnt fall off the stage

... hope mummy and dada had a good time

... and please dont get married b4 me. You guys honestly make me sick.

I want my table at Flower Drum! Tell him.

Now.

And babe, now you REALLY dont have a reason not to work FT so get a wiggle on bitch.

MEANWHILE...

I just got elected as Account Manager on a new project at work!

Told you mofos I'm good ...

Friday, 26 October 2007

Who are YOU voting for?

With election day looming closer it seems like the media is treating it as though it's on tomorrow.

Being in PR doesn't help much either - I've had an excruciating week trying to get journos to focus on anything other than coverage on the election and theres still a good 4 weeks to go! I have journos booked up to speak to me all the way up to Christmas because they're "just too tied up with the election right now".

What more is there to talk about?

Kevin Rudd and more UNIONS? Doing his part in climate change, helping our education system and making sure public hospitals dont lock up old grannies in a storage cupboard and make women deliver their own babies in the toilet? Or will he just keep waffling on about how he loves Idol and the youth of Australia whilst adding more friends to his MySpace and making (yet more) multiple appearances on Kyle and Jackie O in a bid to win over the masses?

Please...

Get your wife under control first.

I say stay lil Johnny. The economy has never been better and will only get better when Costello takes over. I love how the $AUS is looking and really couldnt give a shit about interest rises - hey, I dont have a mortgage. Plus you really cant control what the Reserve Bank does, can you.

However, I must say that I have been swayed somewhat following the debate. Perhaps the worm got to me. Or perhaps Johnny just looked a little too old... and flabbergasted... Or perhaps it's the fact the Ruddy Potter does impress with his fluent Mandarin...

LOL what a tosser.

How could the Chaser not have a go at that:

But I must say that this following clip is by far the best. So what if it failed miserably in the lookalikes departement - they made Rudd look eerily like Jack Black sans evil stare, Johnny just looks like an emacipated streetkid and Ray Martin looks like the sausage man. But they sure got the tax-accountant look down pat for Costello.

Although I'm sure Rihanna couldn't give a rats arse...